I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off
“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”
“Cat, I farted.”
Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.
Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.
My planner piece for the SKcalendar2023 Entwined. + Some discarded thumbnails that I’m still fond of
My September piece for the entwined #sheith 2023 calendar. For those of you with the calendar, I’ll see you in a few months!
curious cuz i keep forgetting some children believe in santa
raised christian and believed in santa
not raised christian and believed in santa
raised christian and never believed in santa
not raised chistian and never believed in santa
what’s a santa
See Resultsonce again asking for reblogz plz pretty plz i want tasty data and my follower demographic is small and probably more muslim than average
mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation
My boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other
I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.
They look so good
Have to say, House MD is the only show that really does live up to the hype on tumblr.
Dr Medical Malpractice really does walk around committing the most insane crimes on the daily.
The show oscillates between radically protective of vulnerable people, and the most mean spirited takes possible in the name of edginess.
House and Wilson really do have the wildest little fucked up relationship you’ve ever seen.
It’s like the opposite of the Yo, Mr White meme, where’s every joke post is just a canonical scene from this damn show.
